my prophetic soul

Great Lakes Brewing Co., Edmund Fitzgerald 

Bridgett: This beer says it’s a porter. I’m not sure what makes a porter a porter, but I think it might be more roasted things, so I’m totally okay with that. 

Mike: The Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, which doesn’t border Ohio, the birthplace of this beer. What does this beer know about the Edmund Fitzgerald? This beer sucks. 

Hoppy/Bitter (1 not hoppy - 5 very hoppy): 2
Malty (Sweet and Full-Bodied) (1 dry - 5 sweet): 3
Drinkability (1 drinks heavy - 5 drinks like water ): 2
Overall: 3

Breckenridge Brewery, Vanilla Porter

Bridgett: Way smoother than the Great Lakes porter, but just as dark. On second thought though, it smells a little weird. Though that may be the drunk hypersensitivity kicking in. 

Mike: “How have you not peed yet?” - Bridgett. You’re actually drinking these beers? I thought we just take a swig and spit them out? Don’t look down. 

Hoppy/Bitter (1 not hoppy - 5 very hoppy): 4
Malty (Sweet and Full-Bodied) (1 dry - 5 sweet): 2
Drinkability (1 drinks heavy - 5 drinks like water ): 1
Overall: 3

Photo 1: Swizzling our beer - a new beer tasting technique we learned from this site, which was otherwise not helpful for these amateur beer reviews. 
Photo 2: Cheers, bitches!
Photo 3: The great lakes state.
Photo 4:  Mike’s not impressed by this beer. Bridgett thinks they have a great font.